President Trump's executive order banning paper straws is seen as a bipartisan win due to general dislike for paper straws. The article criticizes the environmentalist push for paper straws, highlighting their impracticality and negative impact on restaurants.
Key Points
Criticism of environmentalists' push for paper straws
Highlighting the cost and impracticality of paper straws
Satirical take on the issue
Pros
Bipartisan support due to general dislike for paper straws